- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh meow
(via forgettingneverland)
Reblog if you’re the gay sister
(via forgettingneverland)
It’s a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you’re telling them things you’ve never said out loud before
(via up-your-alli)
dating a girl is so fun like she’s my best friend and i get to make out with her
(via kateaustinn)
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
(via alinatabs)
